1. Steph
2. Luc
3. Bellatrix
4. Nameless Lupin Brother
5. Schroeder (from NaNoWriMo)
6. Scipio
7. Anne Shirley (c'mon, she's a character, right?)
8. Caz
9. Ri
10. Alex (from my failed book in 5th grade)

4 invites 3 and 8 over for dinner. What happens?
Lupin invites Bellatrix and Caz for dinner? He either A) has a death wish or B) wants to find out if the Oh So Mighty Magic Duelling Queen can be pwnd by an Oh So Mighty Swordsman. Or he's trying to get Caz killed or brainwashed, really quickly.
My bet is that Caz would get confused really quickly by the constant use of magic and try to find some way out of there, Bella would gleefully take advantage of the fact and attempt to be the most awesome and friendly person Lupin has met, Lupin would get confused and still be suspicious of Bella and would be running around the entire time trying to get Caz to stop running away and EAT THE FRICKIN FOOD!

9 tries to get 5 into a strip club.
WHAT?!!? ROFL. THEY ARE SMALL CHILDREN. NUU.

You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night; who do you choose, 1 or 6?
Well, Scip's house is probably really awesome and trippy and whatever, but it'd be awkward, so I say Steph because she'd be really fun to hang out with. (:

2 and 7 are making out and 10 walks in. What’s their reaction?
Anne and... Luc?! Eww. Alex would probably raise an eyebrow and leave, closing the door with uneccesary force for her personal enjoyment.

3 falls in love with 6, 8 is jealous.
ROFL @ Bella falling in love with ANYBODY, but Scip?! OMG.
IT'S AN EVIL CARNIVOROUS PLAN, CAZ!! RUUUUUUUUN!!!

4 jumps into a dark alleyway; who comes to rescue them, 10, 2 or 7?
Luc, though Lupin really doesn't need any saving... back-up, more like it.

1 decides to start a new cooking show. 15 minutes later, what’s happening?
She is delightedly cooking something that would put even Asians to shame with her kickgrass Hufflepuff cooking skillz.

3 has to marry 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose?
Bella would kill them all, make it look like a freak accident, and happily continue with her life.

7 kidnaps 2 and demands something of 5 for 2’s release. What is it?
BOOKZZ!!!

Everyone gangs up on 3; does 3 have a chance in hell?
What kind of suicidal IDIOT gangs up on BELLATRIX?! I'm scared for everyone else. D:

Everyone’s invited to 2 and 10’s wedding, except for 8. How do they react?
I want to see how that happens, Luc+a sassy Mexican. Lol. Caz would lol as well.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because she's a BA redhead who will talk his ears into nonexistence.

1 arrives late for 2 and 10’s wedding. What happens, why were they late?
Well, she's probably dead, or she's planning on bursting in at the "Speak now or forever hold your peace" part, doing a quick AK on Alex, stealing her veil and marrying Luc herself.

5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house; what happens?
I strap them both to chairs, yell at them until they're sober, yell at them some more, threaten to demolish Ri if she ever gets into alcohol ever again, much less give it to poor innocent unsuspecting Schroeder, then introduce them both to the wonder that is Martinelli's. :D

9 murders 2’s best friend; what does 2 do to get vengeance?
He'd mope and cry and be dramatic, then wipe his snivvely nose off, man up, and magically send Ri to St. Mungo's and conveniently forget to tell her the way out.

6 and 1 are in mortal danger, and only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?
Scip, being a good gentleman, would save Steph, then realize that she's magical and could probably have pwnd whatever is mortally threatening them as he faces his doomish fate with rapier in hand.

8 and 3 go camping, and forget to bring food. What do they do?
Bellatrix conjures up food out of nowhere and refuses to share it, so Caz, unable to find decent berries and on the point of starvation, attempts to kill Bella in her sleep but she, being a light sleeper, wakes up and turns his sword into something tasty and then makes him go fishing.

5 is in a car crash and is critically injured; what does 9 do?
Feels sorry for the poor kid (after all, she did expose his innocent little mind to strip clubs and alcohol) and write him a nice get well letter, since she WILL NOT go into that @#$@#% hospital, no matter who is dying.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HUME!! SO CLOSE!! 6 hours!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA!!

Question: If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?
My Answer: A suit of armor, at all times, because my friends might want to eat me. And the all-important hip-flask of holy water. It's quite good when sprinkled on missionaries.

Question: Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?
My Answer: It IT in U?

Question: How tall would you be if you had never cut your fingernails?
My Answer: The same; I'd just have some killer claws. >D

Question: This is a colon : and this is a semi-colon ; - what's a semi-truck?
My Answer: A rebellious vehicle for people with a fear of conjunctions.

Question: What kind of tape is best for creating a sculpture?
My Answer: Double-sided sticky tape. Because it CAN.

Question: How do you pronounce the G in bologna?
My Answer: With a lisp.

Question: The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog?
My Answer: Eat. Sleep. Hop. Poop. Swim. Hop some more. Eat some more. Poop some more. Sleep some more. Croak a bit. Get run over by a car. The end.

Questions: You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?
My Answer: Because they're the only ones who REALLY know what the sound of a tree falling in the forest when no one is there to hear it sounds like.

Question: If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?
My Answer: By simply reminding myself that I AM NOT A MIDDLE SCHOOLER.

Question: Your hand has been replaced by a rubber stamp. What does it say?
My Answer: D: NUUUU... wait. Can that be my left hand? I sort of need my right one... Hmm. 'PWND!' would be a fun thing to randomly stamp everywhere.

Question: You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
My Answer: Teal sequined tap shoes.

Question: You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
My Answer: Guilty. Soooo guilty.

Question: Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?
My Answer: NEVARRR.

Question: What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?
My Answer: A simple denial of all logic and proof otherwise. (:

Question: Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?
My Answer: Banana. It goes VOOM and when you leave it for a really long time in a hot car, it turns black and gets hard and has a texture like wood! And it smells bad, too. But in a weirdly not stinky sort of way. It's fascinating.

Question: What's the best time you've ever had licking stamps?
My Answer: THEY DID USE TO LICK THEIR STAMPS. MY MOM DID WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE. But I never got to lick any. But I did have a stamp collection, actually I sort of inherited my mom's from when she was in Vietnam/came over to America, and it was really neat and old, and there's this technique to getting them off the envelope that's cool and yeah.

Question: When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?
My Answer: I wrote Hope is Emo and together we wept and held a protest against rose cruelty the next week outside K-Mart.

Question: Radio wire is often used to make bird nests. What station do they listen to?
My Answer: They ARE the radio.

Question: Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?
My Answer: Because whoever invented candy was clearly about 89 years old, addicted to nicotine and legally blind. GRAPES DO NOT TASTE LIKE FEET.

Question: What's the earliest you've gotten up to watch cartoons and what did you see?
My Answer: I didn't have TV as a child. Pity me. ):

[/end procrastination]

I love how people are always becoming. They never stop. And you can never truly ever conclude anything about anyone off of any one statement, because who they are is constantly being fortified and changed and reformed, so that even as soon as the very moment after they say it, they can feel completely different towards something, but they just haven't had a chance to rectify themselves yet...

Aiming is AWESOME. It's so insane, and techincal, and multi-faceted, and so rule-free... gosh, I don't know WHY I didn't join before! It's a total break from school, where everything you've been learning is just a continuation of the basics you learned in elementary school, this is something NEW for a change! And Danny has inspired me to not just let one area of theatre take over my life and become an expertise; I'm going to do EVERYTHING in theatre. I'm going to learn to paint--good. And I'm going to do set con and build some stuff, and build some props, and be a stage ninja. Heck, if the prothetics classes ever come back to MSJC, I might even try my hand at make-up! (Only if I get to turn people into goblins and mass-murderers and dead mutilated corpses and the like, though. Otherwise... *glitter eyeshadow* -_-) But aiming is the best. And set dec. Though set dec is more like a relaxing dealie-o while aiming makes you THINK. <3 Yay for think-power!

AND TOMORROW IS NATIONAL CHEESEBALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOO!!! I really wish we could go out and buy some actual cheeseballs, but it's kinda too late and I was at school for too long, so I don't want to ask my parents. Oh well. It's going to be FUN!!! I'm so excited.

La!